For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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