I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? 😭😭
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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