i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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