im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
accomplished twins. life is a go
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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