So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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