The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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