i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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