We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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