I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I forget how to act sober
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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