I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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