Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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