help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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