it's like iHOP with fire
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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