I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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