32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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