I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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