fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Just cropdusted the office
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
that may or may not have been my penis.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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