question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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