I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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