Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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