ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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