if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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