You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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