Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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