Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize