What did we do last night that was yellow?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I didn't notice because vodka
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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