I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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