we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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