you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You pole danced in your parka.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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