Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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