Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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