remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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