he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you traded sex for a burrito?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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