I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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