Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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