i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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