i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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