You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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