Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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