Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I will be naked everywhere
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Randomize
