But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize