I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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