Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
