My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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