I'm really into asian looking animals
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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