I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Floor bacon is actually really good
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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