shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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