BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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