Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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