My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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