Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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