I have demons in me.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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