I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I think my moral compass just broke
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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