scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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