love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
