Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
These tits shall not be calmed
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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