windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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