I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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